Without having any knowledge of Elkbar’s storyline or plot, a different question to each reward tier was asked to those backers. Here are their answers.
Q: How Scary Are The Big Zombie Japanese Beetles From Denmark?
They haven’t made words to adequately describe the terror
the stuff of nightmares
They gave me nightmares for 2 nights.
Reeeeeaaally scary. I’ll probably have nightmares.
Pfft, I could take ’em!
Totally! But the Big Zombie DENMARK Beetles are even worse!
Super scaryNot so scary. I have a collection of Giant Vampire Gnats from Bangledesh that I think can take ’em!
Q: What Do You Think Most Penguintonians Are Afraid Of?
Q: Waffles or Pancakes?
This has nothing do with Elkbar, does it?
Q: What Genre Of Music Is Most Popular In Penguintonia?
i havent read the book yet, but i’m guesing ska
Classic Block (of ice)
Q: What Are Some Good Penguintonian Pizza Toppings?
Pizza. Pizza should be topped with Pizza.
Freshwater salmon, toasted birdseed
Sardines, of course.
Smelt, just tons of smelt.
Q: What Do You Think The National Pastime Of Penguintonia Is?
Q: In Your opinion, Do Penguins Sneeze?
yes and probably fart when they do.
If not, they should.
Yes, they sure look like they do at times even if they don’t.
no, this is the secret why they cannot fly
penguins wonder the same about humans.
They must. How else would they void their nasal cavaties of snot? Q-tips?
they do but in privatee if it can be helped
Too much pepper
Don’t know, but they wear tuxedos
possibly, but they are very accustomed to cold weather and I doubt they have to worry about allergies from plantlife in the artic. So penguin sneezes are probably very rare.